A conversation I had this morning with my elder sister in a cab after visiting MGS and some of the teachers:
Elaine: Gave birth to puppies. So cute.
Sher: Breed?
Elaine: Golden retriever.
Sher: Nice. And the father?
Elaine: God knows. She gave birth to a couple more before this, and they were all different fathers.
Sher: Slut.
Elaine: Yep.
Ah well, every species needs a whore. Bahahahah.
Oh yes. Goodbye to straight hair, and hello to new curly hair: