Dolce Dolly

2007-11-19T22:55:00.001-08:00

I have moved!

http://dolce-dolly.livejournal.com

Yipee yipee, the excitement of a new blog!

2007-11-19T22:55:00.000-08:00

I have moved!

http://dolce-dolly.livejournal.com

Yipee yipee, the excitement of a new blog!

2007-11-19T00:19:00.001-08:00

...!

As you can see, the sudden impetus to blog an entry after a long hiatus. Ok, whatever it wasn't really a hiatus - I just lazy to blog. Gone are the days where I blogged at least once every two days. Anyway, I've been bugged by Maomao to blog again and decided to post an entry - on the night before the start of my end of year exams. Ironic.

Anyway, I'm contemplating switching back to LiveJournal, I know I always complained about its dysfunctionalities (which only seemed to happen in my case), but oh well.

This time, I WILL SERIOUSLY be going on a hiatus (ha ha ha, ok no seriously) until my exams end, which is on the 5th of December.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

(My birthday surprise at Carlton Gardens) ♥

2007-09-01T05:34:00.000-07:00

Wondering why I'm up at such an unearthly hour, where everyone's sound asleep in their beds? I have such bad luck its impossible.

Grace wanted to sleep over, so she borrowed my bed for the night since I've been bunking in with Zai lately. Unfortunately, my exhaustion knocked me out on Audrey's bed at about 11, hence missing all of Zai's "Are you coming to bunk over- I want to sleep" calls. Woke up at 5 am when Audrey's hand accidentally (at least I hope it was) smacked me on the head, and eventually got up 'cause Charis won't stop talking in her sleep. Went up to my room to change to my PJs, praying hard and believing in the goodness of humanity that Zai did not lock the door of her room.

But noooooo- God just felt like keeping me awake for the night.

Urgh. If I still feel like it perhaps I'll drop by Brunetti's for a nice posh breakfast, and drop off Elaine's birthday present at the post office.

Wait, I don't even know what time the post office will open today- its Saturday, meaning its "Lets all be extra lazy and slack" day. I hate living in a country where everyone leads their lives in parallel to the pace of a snail.

I'm not saying its a bad thing, but it just doesn't fit with me. Up till now, I am still amazed and how I once could take 2348723845729387 hours to do something.

Argh, I hate it when I'm so bitter because I get so bitchy (which I swear, I try to avoid). I'm not angry with anyone for this 'cause its entirely my fault, but its just that I've been up since 5, and I'm gonna have a long day ahead- dance, psychology lecture, homework and goodness knows what other sort of shit that await me.

I am going to surf Victoria's Secret now. Good MORNING. >:(

2007-08-27T22:50:00.000-07:00

Oh happy day!

Have finished most of my heavy going essays and assignments, and now I can at least take a breather for at most a week before I start studying for exams. The work has driven us beyond the brink of sanity that Jon, Zai and me ended up throwing coffee beans at each other in Starbucks- to the point Jon and Zai actually found it amusing to throw coffee beans at my boobs. For whatever reason, I cease to understand.

Also, the amount we spent on caffeine and quiches at Starbucks is probably enough to feed a third world country.

Anyhow, we ♥ starbucks.

2007-08-23T21:47:00.000-07:00

For some amusement - something in my phone album which I found rather hilarious:

Minghuei & Jon under the white and black blanket respectively - taking a nap (I think) on the night MingHuei, Jon, Zai & me stayed up, desperately trying to finish our psych essay.

Later, in the morning- Zai whining in bed, refusing to get out of bed for class, which she didn't in the end anyway.

2007-08-20T17:33:00.000-07:00

You Are Totally Like Your Mom

You and your mom are practically clones.
You think alike, and you even seem to read each other's minds.
You're definitely you're mother's child... and that's just fine with you.

Are You Like Your Mom?

Yipee! Mom + Me = Kindred Spirits ♥. Couldn't find a better shopping companion, seriously.

Have finally submitted my Psychology essay - HAHA ORGANISATIONAL PSYCHOLOGY DIE DIE DIE!

Zai is considering doing organisational psychology in university, and I can only say- All the best, and even if your job turns you into a freak I will still love you to bits.

Mingz and I are in Zai's room zoning out. Zai's actually still at school; we're just putting her room facilities to good use- such as her beanbag, and her bedside lamp (yellow lighting-romantic!), although its a little odd that I'm talking about romantic lights when its MingHuei thats in the room. Oh well, MingHuei can be such a lesbian sometimes anyway.

..Oops, Zai just opened the door.

2007-08-17T23:14:00.000-07:00

Friday, 17th August, 11:10 pm, in Audrey's pig sty of a room:

Jan's sleeping like a rug on the bed, Aud is on the floor playing solitaire on Jan's notebook, and I'm on Aud's notebook, checking out Victoria Secret.

I know I've got two more essays to go, but I just don't want to do it because I feel so burnt out. I want to go home, consume 2394872398523 bowls of laksa and just fall into a sweet slumber on my nice four poster bed. I miss Mom so much.

You know- honestly, Zai and Jon are probably next door slacking too.

Was supposed to go to Country Road & Witchery after class for some post-M&C and English essay shopping and then come back to continue with somemore of hell's work, but as usual, my shopping did quite a substancial bit of financial damage- probably enough to feed a third world country, but the progress of my essay is stagnant.

I want my skinny Starbucks latte - sob!!

2007-08-10T01:57:00.000-07:00

I slept for 16 hours straight today.

Knocked out on Audrey's bed early last night because I was so unbelievably exhausted- and before I knew it, it was nearly one in the afternoon. Clearly, I had missed my morning classes.

Evidently, this is what education has done: it has RUINED me.

Ok no, I am just being childish and bitter over the fact I have 3 essays and 2 assignments due very soon. There are so many deadlines, I've kind of lost count. Either way they're probably just cruelly close enough for me to go berserk. Argh.

On a lighter note:

My first National Day overseas. Not that it really matters, but it feels strange in a foreign country. Walked into the dining hall this afternoon and found a tremendously huge and prominent 'in-your-face' Singapore flag proudly draped on the stairway that was evidently hung up by our very famously patriotic Darvinya.

Anyway, a bunch of us had a little National Day celebration of our own since we're not in Singapore, and headed down to Singapore Chomp Chomps (hee hee) at Burke Street. We ordered a shitload of food, and had our terribly missed Hainanese chicken rice, char kway teow, laksa and hor fun. Gak. Also, we all went patriotic and showed up for dinner in red and white, ha ha.

Chilled out later at Calvin and Jon's balcony, dancing to R&B and having fun with champagne and wine in our hands. I've got to say, it was a real stress reliever.

Junwei's got most of the photographs, but as usual, will not let any of us have it till he's edited them. So pictures have got to wait.

Anyway, three cheers for bangs!

2007-08-08T21:04:00.000-07:00

A very interesting word that I learnt today during HOI tutorial:

ANTHROPOMORPHISM:

Anthropos (human) + Morph (change of matter; to form into something) = Anthropomorphism (putting human form into things)

Also, Januez mentioned something about how we humans perceive life in different perspectives - do we see a cup of water as being half full, or half empty?

Something to think about.

I'm not usually such a nerd, really.

2007-08-03T23:56:00.000-07:00

OH HAPPY DAY.

My Victoria Secret package arrived today! :) I swear even though I am down with a horrible flu that has given me a blocked nose, blocked ears and a voice that sounds like a dying goat, the grand arrival of my lovely things could not wipe off the Cheshire grin on my face. I think I was grinning so widely I almost looked demonic.

Also bought 2 pairs of shoes from Midas and a handbag from Country Road yesterday.

I have clothes again! ♥

Speaking of which, Jon got me this poster he found at the poster sale outside Union House, and claimed he just had to get it 'cause it was a splitting image of my personality. I've got to say- it is really really cute.

On the poster, its a picture of a huge pink shopping bag, on which it has a shamelessly modified version of the original The Lord's Prayer that says:

The Girl's Prayer

Our cash
Which art on plastic
hallowed by thy name
thy Cartier watch
thy Prada bag
On line
As it is in store
give us each day our Platinum Visa
and forgive those that stop us spending
and lead us not unto Louis Vuitton
for thine is the Gucci
the Dior and the Armani
for Chanel No.5 and Eternity
Amex.

Ha ha. Stupid bastard.

2007-08-01T22:50:00.000-07:00

Juxtaposition!

I just realised that I have 4 assignments due- an English essay, a Psychology essay, HOI essay and a Media assignment. The thought of it is so depressing.

On a lighter note, Calvin, Ming Huei and I had this horribly fattening idea to mix vanilla ice-cream, nutella and mashed up chocolate cookies together and have it for a nice dessert since we get such shit dinners (even my own cooking tastes better), so we ran off to Safeway to get the stuff after our last lecture ended.

It was (In Calvin & Jon's terms): ORGASMIC.

2007-07-29T17:07:00.001-07:00

Went for the Christina Aguilera concert on Friday- it was AWESOME. We stood at the mosh pit thus getting a really close up look of her, and I know Debs will kill me for saying this but she looks better in videos and magazines rather than live.

Debs is currently having a 24/7 Aguilera fit, and has been watching her music videos on YouTube like as if internet bandwidth is free. If she reaches her quota, I will laugh.

Grace hasn't sent me the picture we took with one of her backup dancers- grr. And omgomgakfjgalkjhdfawefa he is hot.

2007-07-25T23:10:00.000-07:00

Something interesting to look at- The Renaissance.

2007-07-20T01:34:00.000-07:00

Just unclicked an entire basket of merchandise from Victoria's Secret- I've never felt more devastated.

Wanted to buy more winter wear online, but the guilt of busting Mom's credit card the last round (no, I am not inclined to further elaborate) is still gurgling in my guilty conscience.

Anyway, got most of my hell-sent papers back today. Some were surprises (in a good way), while a few were complete disappointment, like Media.

Talking about school is depressing. Its barely even the first week of school and I've got a psychology, HOI and English essay due in...

Um.

Whatever. But I know its soon.

Only if students went on strike, then.. then..

I think I'll end here before I get sent to hell for my wicked thoughts.

A note for Debs:
I'm sorry I persuaded you to watch Scary Movie 3 and convinced you that it was not at the very least frightening (although it really isn't). I will never again propose to watch a "scary" movie late at night again.

Ha ha.

2007-07-18T01:31:00.000-07:00

Darvinya made up this crazy theory during literature lecture cause she was bored (and clearly not listening to the lecture): The more smarties sweets we eat, the smarter we become.

So I told her she'll probably need more than ten boxes to reach her optimum level of intelligence, and she nearly slapped me.

Humour during boring lectures is essential. I usually enjoy literature lectures, but today's was bad. I actually stopped taking notes in the middle of it because the lecturer spent the entire one and a half hours talking about utopia and dystopia. (!?!?!?)

Darvinya fell asleep and managed to take a really unglamourous picture of her. Am feeling so tempted to upload it here because its so funny but I know that if she discovers it, I will never see the light of day again.

Speaking of which, was actually intending to upload the pictures I took at the airport before leaving Singapore (oh I'm back in Melbourne, by the way) but decided not to cause I looked worst than hell in everyone of them. :(

Melbourne apparently actually reached its lowest winter temperature she's ever had in eleven years on Tuesday.

I hate the winter cold, but Shiyou constantly reminds me that the cold helps to burn fat much faster for body warmth.

;)

2007-07-11T23:50:00.000-07:00

You alone can take me, out of the darkness, Jesus my heart sings Your praise says:
IM GOING BACK ON SUNDAY NIGHT!! (:

Jigglypuff, meaning deh-boh-rarh (with the Indian slang) just told me she got the later flight on Sunday night, which means she gets to stay in Singapore longer and will miss the first day of school with a valid reason, although the school probably will see it more as 'irresponsibility' than 'valid reason'. Ok I'm just being a sour grape but then but then...!

Also, she said that she prayed and told God that if he gave her the later flight, she will blog about him (WTF!?).

.....hmm.

Maybe I should do that. I'll blog about God, then (whatever you think I really want inserted here). Heh heh.

A revulsion message for Jiggly:
ARGH! YOU! HORRIBLE JIGGLYPUFF OF A PERSON!
You are sooo lucky. You are too lucky for my liking ngehh I'm going to make you morph some of your luck into me. That sounds wrong to a certain extent but nevermind.

On the other hand, a bit of humour:

You alone can take me, out of the darkness, Jesus my heart sings Your praise says:
haha but i am letting the world see His faithfulness, yo!
You alone can take me, out of the darkness, Jesus my heart sings Your praise says:
and. WHY YOU HATE ME NO YOU DONT YOU LOVE ME DAMMIT
You alone can take me, out of the darkness, Jesus my heart sings Your praise says:
hahaha
♥♥ Sherr says:
"yo"!?
♥♥ Sherr says:
are you trying to be one of those cool black people
♥♥ Sherr says:
hahahah
You alone can take me, out of the darkness, Jesus my heart sings Your praise says:
haha no i dunno why it keeps coming out like word vomit
You alone can take me, out of the darkness, Jesus my heart sings Your praise says:
is that how you spell vomit?
You alone can take me, out of the darkness, Jesus my heart sings Your praise says:
vommit
You alone can take me, out of the darkness, Jesus my heart sings Your praise says:
vomitte
You alone can take me, out of the darkness, Jesus my heart sings Your praise says:
vomit
You alone can take me, out of the darkness, Jesus my heart sings Your praise says:
haha it's starting to look weird now.
♥♥ Sherr says:
HAHAHHAAH
♥♥ Sherr says:
yeahh man it appears like you're trying to throw up on me
♥♥ Sherr says:
and its vomit, neither vommit nor vommitte
♥♥ Sherr says:
gosh did singrish destroy your spelling abilities
You alone can take me, out of the darkness, Jesus my heart sings Your praise says:
HAHA singrish.
You alone can take me, out of the darkness, Jesus my heart sings Your praise says:
and no i am not shh im going to blog about God now
♥♥ Sherr says:
oh youuu blog abuser!
__________________________________

Also had a rather amusing conversation with MaoMing (I promised not to disclose her actual name to the world to safe whatever dignity she has left haha, although I don't know why I'm being so nice when you call me Spermaine in public). But I better keep to my promise or she will probably stop making mee goreng for me. : p

Its pretty long, but I didn't ask you to read it!

♥♥ Sherr says:

oh well

♥♥ Sherr says:

anyway

♥♥ Sherr says:

guess what

♥♥ Sherr says:

i bought the paperchase file!

♥♥ Sherr says:

the mao printed-look alike

♥♥ Sherr says:

hahahahhh

♥♥ Sherr says:

that night was SO funny

(undisclosed name) says:

ooh!i saw it too!

♥♥ Sherr says:

now we can carry it to class together!

(undisclosed name) says:

hahaha!YEAH BABEH

♥♥ Sherr says:

you bought it right. please tell me you bought it

♥♥ Sherr says:

ok GREAT BABEHH

♥♥ Sherr says:

hahahhaha

(undisclosed name) says:

haha i bought one with mao on it

(undisclosed name) says:

i'm a MAOIST

(undisclosed name) says:

kidding!

♥♥ Sherr says:

with our kikki.k heart pencil

♥♥ Sherr says:

yay1

♥♥ Sherr says:

hahahah

♥♥ Sherr says:

so bimbo

(undisclosed name) says:

ooh yeah!!sex man!

(undisclosed name) says:

hahahaha

♥♥ Sherr says:

ah duh i know you're kidding. if you really are a mao-ist i will banish you into one of those chappalang villages where they are all maoists

♥♥ Sherr says:

hahah sex man? um ok

♥♥ Sherr says:

crazy woman

♥♥ Sherr says:

but i can't believe people carrying those mao files

♥♥ Sherr says:

its so weird

♥♥ Sherr says:

unless you're from china, of course

♥♥ Sherr says:

hahaha

♥♥ Sherr says:

even then its still so strange

(undisclosed name) says:

hahaha yeahh

(undisclosed name) says:

but its for your china friend's birthday!ahaha

♥♥ Sherr says:

hahahah

♥♥ Sherr says:

then they sing the mao song in placement of the zhu ni sheng ri quai le song

♥♥ Sherr says:

-__-

♥♥ Sherr says:

we are talking so much rubbish

(undisclosed name) says:

zhu ni mao mao quai le!!

(undisclosed name) says:

hahahaha

♥♥ Sherr says:

HAHA

♥♥ Sherr says:

I DARE YOU TO SING THAT

♥♥ Sherr says:

WITH YOUR HAND STRAIGHT IN THE AIR

♥♥ Sherr says:

i will play the piano for you

♥♥ Sherr says:

and if zai is a nice person she will strum for you too

♥♥ Sherr says:

hahahah

♥♥ Sherr says:

then maybe mel can sing backup

♥♥ Sherr says:

and shiyou will conduct

♥♥ Sherr says:

but you'll be the lead singe3r

♥♥ Sherr says:

hahahah

♥♥ Sherr says:

holding a red little notebook

♥♥ Sherr says:

could like pretend

♥♥ Sherr says:

your red nab card holder is your red notebook

♥♥ Sherr says:

and squint your eyes to make it small so they look like mao's

♥♥ Sherr says:

hahaha

♥♥ Sherr says:

ok i just had ice cream

♥♥ Sherr says:

making me so high

♥♥ Sherr says:

talk so much shit

(undisclosed name) says:

HAHAHA!

(undisclosed name) says:

that will our very own MAO ANTHEM

(undisclosed name) says:

SEX MAN

(undisclosed name) says:

then i can comb myhair center parting

(undisclosed name) says:

since its already short

(undisclosed name) says:

so MAO-LIKE!

(undisclosed name) says:

hahahaha!!

♥♥ Sherr says:

MAO NOT SO AH PEI LAH HE HAD SIDE PARTING

♥♥ Sherr says:

i think

♥♥ Sherr says:

hahahahah

♥♥ Sherr says:

although center parting is not too bad.....

♥♥ Sherr says:

i could help gel it down for you

♥♥ Sherr says:

and draw a mole on your face

♥♥ Sherr says:

i think mao had one

♥♥ Sherr says:

unless i'm, imagining

(undisclosed name) says:

haha really??whoo!i have side parting now!haha

♥♥ Sherr says:

but i remember seeing it in my history textbook when i was studying china

♥♥ Sherr says:

yeh you are sexy

♥♥ Sherr says:

hahaha

♥♥ Sherr says:

HEY

♥♥ Sherr says:

you're not (undisclosed name) anymore!

♥♥ Sherr says:

its now...

♥♥ Sherr says:

mao ming!

♥♥ Sherr says:

HAHAHAH

♥♥ Sherr says:

ok i'm going to report to deborah

♥♥ Sherr says:

haha

(undisclosed name) says:

NOOOOOO!!!

(undisclosed name) says:

AHHHHHHH!!!!

(undisclosed name) says:

it'll be the end of me.so CHEENA!!

♥♥ Sherr says:

hahhaha

♥♥ Sherr says:

hey its funny

♥♥ Sherr says:

and be thankful that you ARE NOT NICKNAMED AFTER AN ORGANISM

(undisclosed name) says:

hahaha why?

♥♥ Sherr says:

THAT IS PRESENT DURING SEXUAL ACTIVITY

♥♥ Sherr says:

BECAUSE ITS NOT FUNNY TO BE CALLED SPERM.....aine.

(undisclosed name) says:

hahaha well its better than other organism names ((:

(undisclosed name) says:

like DICK

♥♥ Sherr says:

HAHA

2007-07-10T22:56:00.000-07:00

Ngeh! Nostalgia!

I was looking back at all the dance photos last year, and really miss all the dancing last year. In particular, choreographing Contradanza for Dance Night '06; where I always looked forward to Friday Contradanza dance practices after school that was always so full of love, hard work and humour, followed by crazy rehearsals, screaming at the group for fooling around despite being so near the performance, costume frenzies, those horror trial and error make up sessions (Again, thank you Candice for letting me use you as my guinea pig to create the perfect eye make up), and secretly eating chips in the Secondary Hall during our Saturday morning dance practices, hee hee.

I'll also never forget how we had Hershey chocolates backstage before performing because I had this theory that chocolates produce endorphins, endorphins make you happy, happiness makes you high, high makes you more hyper, hence hyper = energy = better dance performance. :D Nevertheless! It seemed to work. Aaaaaand, the best of all was that our hard work paid off- we got selected to perform at the Esplanade!

To all the Contrdanza-s: Thank you for making my last year of dance in MG one of the most fulfilling things I've ever done, and will always treasure those very precious memories we shared. :)

On a lighter note, I met Alex and Jiaen at Brekos in Holland Village for dinner and omgdfgdfjgdjfgkdljfgakfgak we had such a fun time... hmm, talking. ;)

2007-07-10T02:03:00.000-07:00

Here, I present to you my horny woman of a friend, Audrey Goh: :D

[time is running out] ur something beautiful, a contradiction. you'll never dream of breaking this fixation. says:
actually u look nice in banks
[time is running out] ur something beautiful, a contradiction. you'll never dream of breaking this fixation. says:
like tyra banks HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[time is running out] ur something beautiful, a contradiction. you'll never dream of breaking this fixation. says:
ok random
♥♥ Sherr says:
banks you mean bangs
[time is running out] ur something beautiful, a contradiction. you'll never dream of breaking this fixation. says:
hahaha
[time is running out] ur something beautiful, a contradiction. you'll never dream of breaking this fixation. says:
bangs
[time is running out] ur something beautiful, a contradiction. you'll never dream of breaking this fixation. says:
shermaine bangs
[time is running out] ur something beautiful, a contradiction. you'll never dream of breaking this fixation. says:
omg
[time is running out] ur something beautiful, a contradiction. you'll never dream of breaking this fixation. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
♥♥ Sherr says:
what the hell is ken doing on your com
♥♥ Sherr says:
WTH AUDREY
♥♥ Sherr says:
HAHA
[time is running out] ur something beautiful, a contradiction. you'll never dream of breaking this fixation. says:
coz he has me on my dp
♥♥ Sherr says:
YOU HORNY BITCH

This happens. All the time. I can never leave a conversation with her without having to talk about something associated with sex. Ha ha. But on second thought, this beats hands down one of those girls who squeal, blush and immaturely giggle over anything in relation to sex.

Love you anyway!

2007-07-08T23:20:00.000-07:00

Hello World.

Ah. I suddenly had a strong impetus to do one of those surveys/ quizzes/ whatever-things that I used to do all the time 892489754985 years ago, so here it is.

50 random facts about myself:
1. I have a shoe fetish.
2. I like things classy.
3. Starbucks is my second home.
4. Calories are my arch enemies.
5. I get scared of crying babies.
6. I want to have sex before I die. (Don't judge! You know you'll want it too :P)
7. I shamelessly drool at tall broad men in well cut suits.
8. I like my hair.
9. I drink water as if its free.
10. I love my mother.

11. Me + shopping = ♥
12. I like to shop alone.
13. I have commitment phobia.
14. I like being independent.
15. I run at the sight of needles.
16. I want to start a family by 30.
17. I love to dance.
18. I love to read trashy romance novels.
19. I hate horror films- but end up watching them out of curiosity.
20. I am accident prone.

21. God is my inspiration.
22. I am a tabloid junkie.
23. I love ballets, plays and musicals.
24. I have a horribly sweet tooth.
25. I love lattes- or anything with caffeine, for that matter.
26. I am a feminist.
27. I fear dying an old lonely spinster.
28. I hate failure.
29. I am a perfectionist.
30. I will never marry outside my religion.

31. I am a sucker for anything pretty, floral and classy.
32. I love helping people revamp their closet.
33. I absolutely hate sky blue.
34. I am a passionate for art and culture.
35. I don’t let people step all over me.
36. I am capable of sleeping past breakfast, lunch and dinner.
37. I aspire to become part of an organisation for woman rights.
38. I love Fendi, Chanel and Donna Karan.
39. I have a weak spot for dark chocolate.
40. I think Brad Pitt + Mark Wahlberg + Richard Gere = Visual paradise.

41. I daydream a lot.
42. I love baking.
43. I want to marry at 27.
44. I believe in Murphy’s law.
45. I adore Jimmy Choos.
46. I am genetically not accustomed to do math.
47. I can’t pretend to be nice to people I don’t like.
48. I get annoyed with Ah LianZzXxXs very easily.
49. I can spot hypocrisy fairly quickly.
50. I love red roses.

2007-07-07T23:28:00.000-07:00

Say hello to a beautiful dress:

I want. :(

2007-07-06T01:03:00.000-07:00

Went out for dinner at Thai Express with Eric last night, which was a hell of a fun time because the conversations we always have when we talk are never shallow, but yet so full of utter shit and humour.

Also, we have become kindred spirits through a very good source: STARBUCKS. And, well, caffeine.

Subsequently stayed up late watching Mr & Mrs Smith and Troy, and I swear, Brad Pitt is so dang hot its ethereal. If a Brad Pitt lived next door, I think I'll be baking everyday as an excuse to offer him cookies and cakes on a regular basis :P

It was all Brad Pitt's fault that I couldn't wake up to go back to MGS to visit teachers, but later dragged myself out of bed to go to AC.

Had time to spare in between lunch and Jon's place, so I got dragged by Ming Huei and went to Da Paolo, behind Serene Centre (which by the way, is an awesome place for sweet tooths) and had a huge coffee meringue, which was really orgasmic (haha!) but probably amazingly high in sugar. Went over to Jon's place later to watch this uber duber hot dance movie but amazingly forgot the title of it, followed by satay at Lau Pah Sat with a bunch of Trinity peeps.

And Zai, the famous camwhore (HAHAHAH ITS TRUE) never fails to take a picture:

Also, will probably go back to the hair dresser's to shorten my fringe as I'm starting to think I look like one of those pre-historic hairy mammoths with hair covering their eyes (for a more spastic version, think Sesame Street :P ). My hair dresser initially didn't want to cut too short 'cause I kept nagging that I didn't want to look like a stereotypical China-Mongolian-Beijing-whatever girl with cartoon-looking bangs.

2007-07-04T22:47:00.000-07:00

Went shopping with James today and busted another round of cash. Sigh.

Anyway, finally met up with Jamie, Grace, **GINA (hahahah I hope she doesn't read this), Faith, Sheril & Shab for dinner. Wasn't all of us 'cause Mel had a dinner and Mansh isn't back from Melbourne, but we still had a blast of a time at our regular eatery, Fish & Co at the glasshouse where we often crop up fake birthdays because we want ice cream on the house (ha ha, so cheapo) and always make so much noise, we probably create sufficient sound waves to heat up a cup of coffee (which by the way, requires a hell lot of it).

We took turns to update each other about the happenings in each of our lives because we hadn't met in the LONGEST time, and it took a whole round of updating for me to only realise that the 'dating' section in my life is not only stagnant, but pathetic.

:(

I thoroughly enjoy the freedom and joy of being single, but you got to admit that it really sucks when everyone around you are have blossomingly beautiful dating lives while you're there, unmoving and bored, wondering when the next hey-handsome! is going to come along. I haven't dated much so far, but it IS true that it feels sugar sweet when even though your day has treated you badly, all it takes is a nice fuzzy hug from that significant someone to feel like the world is suddenly colourful and bright again.

Then Zai mentioned later at night online: "BUDS BEFORE STUDS. WHO NEEDS A MAN?" And the true feminist in me returned. :P

All I need is God, friends, family and my shoes. :D

Speaking of which, I bought a pair of really pretty shoes from Zara today whoopeee.

Aaaaaaaand because everybody loves a picture entry:

2007-07-02T21:43:00.000-07:00

Feels so good to be back home, although no, that does not apply to the weather. Its an oven down here, but thank goodness cabs here are so cheap.

Well, quite. In comparison to Melbourne, where the taxi meter doesn't run. It sprints.

Anyhow, finally met up with Char, Jaish and Miss AhlianZzZzXxXx Khoo Shuwen (haha!). Shopped, talked and feels like its been so long since I last sat down and amused myself by just watching the three gabber shit at each other.

Will be going to do my hair tomorrow, and will step out with bangs if I don't chicken out this time. :S

Bloody camwhores hahaha!

2007-06-28T22:51:00.000-07:00

Harr-low. (haha)

I went shopping. Enough said, really. Am currently on a 3 day 'detox' diet, which consists of a bowl of cereal in the morning, with nothing but fruit juice, water and 2 plain eggs for the rest of the day. I really, really don't want to go back looking like I just ate the entire zoo.

My new source of inspiration. She's stuck in my wallet, on the shelf in my room, on the door of the snacks cupboard and in my file. And no, I am not a lesbian! ha ha

ALESSANDRO AMBROSIO.

2007-06-27T23:58:00.000-07:00

THANK THE LORD EXAMS ARE OVER, AND I CAN FINALLY SLEEP IN PEACE BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN (according to Deb) A LIVING DEAD FOR THE PAST WEEK. I AM GOING TO SHOP TILL I DROP AND DIE TOMORROW. HOORAH.

2007-06-05T02:27:00.000-07:00

I am so tired right now that I probably wouldn't bother to retaliate if you called me Spermaine in my face.

Just finished my M&C essay plan; and I swear, if the essay plan isn't discussed during tomorrow's tutorial I will kill myself.

Anyway, according to Jon (heehee), men like women in high heels as the position of her feet in high heels is in parallel to the position of the woman's feet at her climax during sex.

He claims he read it out of a magazine, but I wonder a little bit about that. ;)

Had pancakes just now, and they were (in Jon & Calvin's terms) orgasmic. Ha ha.

2007-05-28T23:10:00.000-07:00

Hey, its my alien friend from space, Deborange!

The pictures are so unglamorous (My face is so round I look like Shrek) but they are just so funny and it would just thrill me to see Debo's flabbergasted face when she sees this.

Did some online shopping last week and the waiting is really bursting my happy bubble.

Blogged solely to introduce my new space friend (hahaha!!). Am off to do HOI ARGH. I like writing essays, but I swear this one is not fun.

2007-05-23T20:31:00.000-07:00

After many failed attempts to dig the definition of what 'skeet skeet' meant out of Calvin and Jon, I decided to look it up the urban dictionary myself.

Skeet: To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch.

To think they've been using that all this while, I must say you two are sick.

DISGUSTING!! HA HA

2007-05-22T02:42:00.001-07:00

Naughty naughty Calvin.

Was studying till bout 3 am last night 'cause I have this absurdly retarded shit about me that once I start I can't stop till I finish (and you know how you can never actually finish studying), and hence failed to show up for my 9 o'clock class and got out of bed just in time for my Psychology tutorial at 11. I've never skipped any classes on purpose before, but this time, I swear, I felt worse than dead this morning.

I survived the day without caffeine today, hooray!

Anyway, something my elder sister wrote in her latest reply (we've started this email thing 'cause my MSN is still being bitchy):

"FYI, my shit was literally green today."

Its amazing how she purposely sends email replies all the way from Singapore and tells me the colour of her poo, but I guess this is why I love my sister, ha ha love you biatch!

2007-05-19T20:39:00.000-07:00

A feels-like-super-ancient picture I found in Shiyou's computer which was taken when we all first arrived in Melbourne and went to Grace's apartment for dinner:

Went for Natazia & Natalie's birthday yesterday at Crown (don't have the pictures yet), and Deb & Audrey came to pick me up in a cab 'cause they refused to let me go home by myself late at night (WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT SUCH SWEET FRIENDS?) and later went to Calvin & Jon's room to play TEXAS POKER WHICH IS DAMN FUN.

Leaving at bout 3 plus in the morning later to go to St. Kilda's beach to watch the sunrise, haha can't wait can't wait. CHAOZ

2007-05-17T02:58:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Jon!

Went to DiMattina's to celebrate Jon's birthday which turned out to be such a fun night, really. Had risotto al fredo with chardonnay wine AND freddo's ice cream to whip it up. :)

Shiyou, me, Deb, Gwen, Calvin, Jon & Junwei at DiMattina's.

Deb!

Deb, me & Calvin.

POSER

Anyway, MingHuei has a new name: CheapoNehneh!

2007-05-15T23:14:00.000-07:00

Read my VisualDNA™ Get your own VisualDNA™

2007-05-13T20:46:00.000-07:00

One of the pictures we took for Shiyou's birthday. Actually took them last week but Junwei wouldn't let them go for editing purposes.

It was even more special 'cause we're all MG girls in this picture.

Ha ha, I am such a schoolist!!

2007-05-10T22:49:00.000-07:00

Apparently, Mints reduce sperm count.

"Spermaine! Don't eat any of those mints or you'll shrink, or worse- die!" - Junwei.

This is the sort of people I am living with right now, and I swear, its so insane its not funny.

Anyhows, the lack of updates am sure pissing people like Denise off, but I'm not lying; the internet's been a bitch ever since I came back. And I spend much lesser time in my room now since we're either chilling at our second home (Starbucks, duh) with the regular coffee orders or doing rubbish things in Zai/ Aud's room. Whatever it is, I've decided to stop coming up with excuses- I'll update as often as I can, 'cause come to think of it, I miss the regular blogging ever since my blog's become a stagnant piece of internet shit.

2007-05-03T23:53:00.000-07:00

Initally, God created men. Then he said, "I can do better than this!!".

And he created women.

Haha!! My feminist mood is sizzling.

2007-04-29T23:15:00.000-07:00

YO.

Am really sorry for the lack of updates, but everytime I want to use the internet it gets into one of its bitchy moods.

Anyway, nothing much has been happening around here, unless you count nearly getting knocked down by a car twice this week (and I stress that it was really, really terrifying), a very boring school week and eating like there is no tomorrow.

Haven't gone shopping since I came back, which really is quite a miracle, considering I've been wanting to go to ValleyGirl and Witchery for a long time.

School tomorrow, sigh. The weekend passes too fast.

2007-04-22T23:23:00.000-07:00

Back in Melbourne! Having rather mixed feelings, because I haven't been in the mood for school ever since my four day shopping spree in Hong Kong.

Speaking of which, Hong Kong was a BLAST. All we did was sleep, eat, watch lots of HK serials, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, and shop. Best of all, Starbucks was right next to my hotel. So shiok, where everyday there was a priviledge of picking up a nice hot latte to boost me up for a full day of big time shopping.

Central - the BEST place for shopaholics that don't bother about budgeting. :P

Miu Miu slingbacks <3

There was one case of a classic incident where one of the shop assistant's name in Chanel was called 'Sugar'. Mom and I were betting that there would be another assistant somewhere in the shop called 'Salt'.

Also went to Zai's house after the trip, and took a picture with her very adorable and fat genuiea pig.

Say Hellooo to the fatties.

2007-04-16T23:58:00.000-07:00

Bleh.

Tired like shiat. I haven't unpacked since the Hong Kong trip (which was a blast am too tired to talk bout it right now, really), haven't done my assignments, and haven't started packing for Melbourne, and haven't done any exercising since I came back.

This is what holidays do to me- become a total slug.

I had a whole baguette (when I say whole I really mean the entire loaf) at 10 o'clock, and fell asleep after watching Desperate Housewives and eating.

I'm just asking for it aren't I.

2007-04-10T10:06:00.000-07:00

A conversation I had this morning with my elder sister in a cab after visiting MGS and some of the teachers:

Elaine: Gave birth to puppies. So cute.
Sher: Breed?
Elaine: Golden retriever.
Sher: Nice. And the father?
Elaine: God knows. She gave birth to a couple more before this, and they were all different fathers.
Sher: Slut.
Elaine: Yep.

Ah well, every species needs a whore. Bahahahah.

Oh yes. Goodbye to straight hair, and hello to new curly hair:

2007-04-09T23:53:00.000-07:00

Am back in Singapore.

Feels so nice to be back home, with my comfortable four poster bed, beautiful furniture and good quality toilet paper.

One thing though: I'm actually pespiring now. Yucks so disgusting.

Went out with my girlfriends today, and I swear, life is so different without Char, Jaish and Wen's companionship. While having dinner, I realised how much I missed our lively shopping expeditions and talkative eating sessions together.

Anyway, will be going to Hong Kong for a four-day-shopping-spree this Wednesday. Haven't been to Hong Kong in such a long time, and the thought of it makes me so excited I can feel adrenalin rushing to my head.

: D !!

2007-04-04T01:30:00.000-07:00

B3s unite! : D : D : D

Watched Pirates of the Carribean just now in the living and had instant noodles with cheese sausages (at 1130 pm) thats probably worth bout 54309853495879438573948539587 calories.

Went to Vic Market today and couldn't resist buying this super trashy shirt with Audrey (who bought a black version, obviously) that says: DANGER. HIGH VOLTAGE BITCH.

You can't even find words to describe the look on her face.

2007-04-02T23:53:00.000-07:00

Went jogging for about 45 minutes from Elgin Street all the way to Crown Casino with LiTeng, Aud, Allice (Alex) and Ken. I've never felt more accomplished, really.

Suuuuuuuuper fun.

LiTeng, Me, Allice & Ken, and I am not as short as it looks.

Along Yarra River.

Outside Crown after the run.

MAMA MIA WHAT CAN I SAY

Allice and his shit photographic skills. ("I'm not a cam whore what do you expect!?") YA RIGHT

OH AND YAY EXAMS ARE OVER OVER OVER.

2007-03-26T09:43:00.000-07:00

Hmm, what can I say?

Life is currently rather stressful and tiring (exams starts on Friday), but yet on the other hand, God makes it fulfilling and enjoyable at the same time. Thank God I've only got two exams, unlike Mel and Alex who have four (hee hee hee). Although, honestly speaking I've got some sort of intuition that they'll still do better than me because one's got a brain bigger than the size of Earth while the other one mugs like hell (or at least he appears to :P).

Felt like forever since I last updated. Nothing very exciting happened this past week, unless you count in watching Don Quixote (Australian Ballet), the major blackout that got us bumming around and doing lame things up like swapping ipods, eating melted marshmellows over a burning candle and ghost-story sharing till 2am in the morning, Lipee's birthday dinner, hardcore mugging and how the vaccination for menningitis has been postponed till after the Easter holidays (hooray!).

Don Quixote was amazing, although nobody can beat Sylvie Guillem to that solo performed in the first act of the ballet. I swear, the ballet was so beautiful I started tearing. And those who know me pretty well, crying hardly ever happens to me. At least in public.

Me & Daddyos at the State Theatre.

This was yesterday after Planet Shakers when we got a little restless and bored from waiting for the tram.

Me & my boyfriend!

Funny man, retard, funny man, retard, funny man.

Will post Lipee's birthday surprise and dinner photos tomorrow cause Cherling has the memory card. As much as I'm really lazy to upload photos, I decided to do it cause Denise complains that my blog has too much words.

...I am such a nice person.

Seriously, what will I do without you guys here with me. :)

2007-03-26T02:56:00.000-07:00

Hmm.

Felt like forever since I last updated. Nothing very exciting happened this past week, unless you count in watching Don Quixote (Australian Ballet), the major blackout that got us bumming around and doing lame things up till 2am in the morning, Lipee's birthday dinner, hardcore mugging and how the vaccination for menningitis has been postponed till after the Easter holidays (hooray!).

Don Quixote was amazing, although nobody can beat Sylvie Guillem to that solo performed in the first act of the ballet. I swear, the ballet was so beautiful I started tearing. And those who know me pretty well, crying hardly ever happens to me. At least in public.

2007-03-18T22:34:00.000-07:00

Haha, Reina, you are becoming so famous.

Went to Nando's for lunch with Zai, Reina & Audrey. Waah the chicken is so good but it was such an unhealthy lunch- pure chicken, no vegetables at all, unless you count the few little cubes of tomatoes which were obviously there just for decor reasons rather than health purposes.

We went to DFO (Direct Factory Outlet) in the afternoon and we did (okay at least I did) major hardcore shopping. DFO <3<3<3<3. THENNN, Planet Shakers and dinner at some Japanese Tapanyaki place at Russell Street:

Yum yum (I mean the food- ok no! HAHAHA)

My funny friend and me.

This is how Audrey eats. (Damn disgusting right)

Yesterday at Starbucks:

Zai, Reina & Me.

V.I.A: Vainpoks In Action (Combing hair)

Outside, & we took it for like the 100000000th time cause Zai insisted the Starbucks sign had to be in the picture. Haha.

Anyway, I gotta go, Audrey's having one of her retarded fits next to me again its bit scary.

2007-03-17T06:11:00.000-07:00

getting smacked by alfredo - charis' pet monkey HAHAHAHA

at starbucks after biting her lip from eating a piece of sushi HAHAHA

THIS IS REINA.

reina is a retard.

retard reina. haha alliteration!

this is gonna be reina's "anatomy" :D

TOP 3 RETARDED MOMENTS :

1.
place: starbucks
situation: wanted to pour sugar into her latte so had to go down to do so BUT came back up ten seconds later realising that she had forgotten to bring her latte down

HAHAHAHA.

2.
place: my room
situation: presumes zai's laundry bag was a bolster but turns out to be a laundry bag full of underwear

HAHAHA

3.
place: outside palmerston
situation: sher oogles at a rather handsome caucasian man and reina AGAIN OBVIOUSLY fails to realise the current situation and walks past the house AGAIN staring very noticeably at the man and HE REALISED - but she wasnt oogling as much as sher.

HAHAHA

OH
and she has tendencies to smack people's butts when sad or angry. HAHAHAHA

there we go.

WE LOVE YOU REINA :D

++ANATOMY CREATED BY ZAI AND SHER

2007-03-16T14:06:00.000-07:00

I am so pissed.

I bought this thin cotton wear-on sweater from CUE for nearly a hundred bucks, and the first time I started wearing it two buttons fell off and only one extra button came with it #%^@%$^@$%^@@#$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGH ANYWAY, on a lighter note, I've started playing the keyboard again! Never thought I would've wanted to play again- at least for another year. In the beginning, I had half a mind not to sign up for the worship ministry, but I suddenly felt like as if God was telling me to pluck up the courage and try playing the keyboard again. Being on an bad-memory-hence-anti-piano phase for 8 whole months felt like it was going to be hard to go back again because I had forgotten nearly half of what I learnt in the past 4 years in the worship ministry back home; but when I set my fingers on the keys again, I just felt so alive, like God was working through me.

God really works wonders.

Bout the pictures, my dear SOHdenise, I'll put them up in the next entry. Promise promise haha!

Going to Starbucks to study with Zai and Reina.

2007-03-13T22:32:00.000-07:00

Went to the Moomba Festival yesterday with the cell group; wanted to blog about it the minute I came home, but I dropped flat dead on the bed before I could do anything else.

It was reeeeally fun. We had a little picnic, watched never-been-more-beautiful fireworks and we got our very own 'cell group mascot', ha ha!

Would upload the pictures, but blogspot is being such a bitch right now.

Was so tired, I fell asleep in HOI today. The only thing I managed to catch from the lecture was how the ancient Greek people used to enjoy watching and doing nude public displays. -_-

Of all things.

2007-03-10T23:05:00.000-08:00

Went to William's Town yesterday with my Dad whose actually here for business but OH WELL. The island is about a 45 minute cruise away from Melbourne, and its just this little queer town with cute shop houses and lots of seafood, cakes, pastries and ice-cream, dammit.

I swear, the amount I ate for the entire day was probably enough to feed a third world country.

On the other hand, there was a hell lot of shopping (whats new!?!?). It was like freeloader shopping, where I just stacked up my shopping and didn't have to worry bout busting another round of cash.

Also, Dad was pretty cool about it;- "NICE WHAT. BUY ALL THE COLOURS, LAH."

I BOUGHT AN LBD!! :D :D :D :D

Anyway, everybody around me is slowly falling sick; one's got a fever, one's got stomach issues, one's got migrains and the list just goes on and on. Tsk.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHAR!!!

I sure miss like hell having a shopper freak with me to shop as much as we breathe! LYOU LOTS.

2007-03-08T23:52:00.000-08:00

Audrey's been getting bitten by mozzies all week, and she actually bought this wristband (though according to her its for the ankle which I don't believe) that has this insect repellent scent to keep mozzies away. When I saw the wordings on the wristband, I nearly fell off the bed laughing.

It said "KEEP AWAY, PLEASE DON'T BITE ME!" with a picture of a screwed up looking mozzie beside it. HAHA.

Honestly, I don't think mozzies can read.

Went to Starbucks with Shiyou, Audrey & Charis to study today.

2007-03-07T20:05:00.000-08:00

I was just thinking, if I want to work in a prestigious fashion magazine company, it can't happen in Singapore, and definitely not Australia. The lifestyle here sucks.

Australia is such a slow country. I swear I'll never migrate here, or I might just end up becoming one of those fat blob of a housewife cooking full cream cheesecakes and have absolutely no prospect in life. I'm not saying its bad living in a country with a very relaxed lifestyle, but its just not me. Even slugs like me can't take it.

New York would be ideal, but Mom will nag bout living on the other unfamiliar side of the galaxy.

I think HongKong would be a good one. And I could drag my mother along, she loves that place.

I wonder if there's HongKong Vogue.

2007-03-04T04:02:00.001-08:00

Went to Brunetti's before church and had french toast with a really good cafe latte, followed by Egg's Benedict for lunch at Smith Street and lots of factory outlet shopping with Zai, Audrey, Charis, Yihui and then Peiling after church.

Today is such a beautiful day.

Speaking of which, Zai got locked in this extremely high-tech yet screwed up toilet for ten whole minutes. Was extremely hilarious because we were all on the outside of this silver-coloured toilet smacked in the middle of Smith Street screaming and yelling, while she was inside freaking out. I swear, the incident was a classic one.

Finally got my Haviainas! :D

2007-03-03T23:58:00.000-08:00

Feels weird switching back to Blogspot.

Been using LiveJournal for a while, but I reckon that LJ limits the users to a lot of things as compared to Blogspot. Initially signed up for Xanga, which seemed a whole lot more complicated. Ran one big circle, and ended up with Blogspot at the end of the day. So stupid, really.

Feels nice, to be able to do your own htmls again. I like doing my blog the way I like it, because I can be the world's biggest pain in the ass when it comes to perfectionism at times.

:D Ah well. Blog officially opened!

2007-03-02T22:42:00.000-08:00

You Have Your PhD in Men

You understand men almost better than anyone.
You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well.
Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful.

How Well Do You Understand Men?

Well, thats ironic.

Psychology: Reason for rape;- Men want the feeling of power & dominance, not sex.

2007-02-27T14:16:00.000-08:00

Audrey's Evanescence influence is rubbing off me.

Had Psychology, HOI & Literature lectures. We did a poem during lit which coincidentally happened to be one of the poems I did for pure Lit last year, and I had gotten rid of all my notes and books as soon as O levels ended. Oh My God.

Had a Puffy custard cookie today, and there's the last one sitting on my desk screaming "EAT MY CALORIES" at me.

#$%@#$^%@@#$%. Its so good I could eat ten in a day.

2007-02-26T21:18:00.000-08:00

New blog: TESTING.